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Saddam Hussein Found Guilty; Bush Still At Large
Saddam Hussein was found guilty of something or another today, but I ask you, “Who is the REAL criminal?” Who actually HAS Weapons of Mass Destruction? Bush, that’s who! Who invaded a Sovereign Nation?...
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Democrats Sweep House, Senate, Court, Presidency!
WASHINGTON (Reuters) – In what can only be described as a tsunami of victory, the Democrats tonight won every House seat, and all of the up-for-grabs Senate seats bringing them to a 60 seat majority in...
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Poll: How Are YOU Celebrating The Great Victory of the Peoples!
In celebration of our victory, I, for one, marched out to the middle of Main St., stripped off my clothes and started masturbating loudly while shouting, “F— Bush!” Just as I was about to get “The Big...
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Traitors!
It has been reported that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, and Senate Majority Whip Dick Durbin have had LUNCH with Bush! Traitors! All of them! While it might...
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AmeriKa, AmeriKKa
“You say puh-TEY-toh, I say puh-TAH-toh.” Or so it would seem. The very learned and esteemed Professor Kurgman has posited that AmeriKKKa is now once again merely AmeriKa. I must respectfully disagree....
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Why Won’t Nancy Pelosi Return My Calls?
It has been almost a week since the Democrats swept to victory, and Nancy Pelosi still hasn’t returned ANY OF MY CALLS. Not to be immodest, but I am the ONLY reason that the Democrats won. Without my...
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A Pledge to KKKConservatives from their Progressive Overlords
To Our KKKConservative Underlings, I know you are dismayed and disheartened at the results of last week’s election. You’re worried that the country is heading toward a very bad place. You’re right....
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Get in on the Ground Floor of Burqa-Mart™
With Progressives seizing control of power in AmeriKKKa, and the imminent surrender strategic redeployment from Iraq, followed by the news that Islamic Sharia Law is Gaining an Increasing Foothold in...
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Paul Mooney Responds to “Kramer” Richards’ N-Word Incident
African-American comedian Paul Mooney (never heard of before or after the Dave Chapelle Show until now) told the following joke as part of his response to the Michael “Cosmo Kramer” Richards N-Word...
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BIG Surprises in the Iraq Study Group Report
First, sorry I was gone so long, but to paraphrase Justin Timberlake, “I’m bringing the Activismy back.” I’ve been recreating my pivotal role as Protestor #4 during the Seattle WTO Uprising in the...
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